Suspended by Google? Time to call in the Nerds.
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Suspended Listing?
Fast-track reinstatement. No Recovery—No Fee.
Not Ranking on Google Maps?
Expert GBP optimization to get you ranking higher—fast.
Poor Reviews?
AI—driven reputation management done for you.
Why Work With GBP Nerds?
✓ Google Geeks, Through and Through: We’re not an agency—we’re nerds obsessed with Google’s secret sauce (99% reinstatement success doesn’t hurt either).
✓ No Fix, No Fee. Nerd’s Honor: If we can’t unsuspend your GBP listing, you pay nothing. It’s a nerd’s word.
✓ AI-Powered Review Wizardry: Your customers get instant, genius-level review replies from our nerdy AI—24/7, zero stress.
✓ Your Own Personal Nerd: Forget account managers—you get your own dedicated Nerd. Think pocket protector, but for your business.
✓ Rankings You Can Brag About: Hundreds of local service businesses ranked #1, generating millions in real, nerd-approved revenue.
99% Reinstatement Rate. Nerds Don’t Miss.
If we can’t bring your Google Business Profile back from the dead, you don’t owe us a dime. Suspended? Not for long.
Buried in the Map Pack?
We get you seen. We get you ranked. We get your phone ringing. That’s how Nerds turn profiles into profit.
Your Google Listing Deserves More Than Agency Fluff
MapBack™
Suspended? We’ll get your business back on the map. Literally. Our done-for-you reinstatement service fights Google’s nonsense and restores your profile fast. 99% success rate. No fix, no fee.
NerdRank™
Already on Google but not getting calls? NerdRank™ is built to boost your visibility. We dive into the weeds within your profile to help you rank higher, get seen faster, and turn views into real leads.
REX AI™
Let REX handle the reviews so you don’t have to. Our Review Engagement eXpert replies to your Google reviews instantly—on-brand, human-sounding, and always professional. Built by nerds, trained to make you look good.
Mission Control™
You run your business. We’ll run your Google. Mission Control™ is our full-service GBP management plan—weekly posts, updates, monitoring, and spam control included. One monthly plan. Total nerd oversight. Zero stress.
🤖 REX AI™ – Your Review Sidekick
Reviews don’t reply to themselves—but REX does.
REX AI™ (Review Engagement eXpert) responds to every Google review instantly with human-sounding, on-brand replies. It keeps your profile active, builds trust, and helps you rank.
✓ Included with Mission Control™
✓ Sounds like a real person
✓ Never forgets. Never sleeps. Just replies.
Frequently Asked Questions
💸 How much does reinstatement cost?
MapBack™ is $499. If we can’t get your profile reinstated, you get every penny back. No fix, no fee. No BS.
🧠 What makes GBP Nerds different?
We don’t sell generic SEO. We specialize in one thing: making Google Business Profiles work—faster, smarter, and with real results. We’re nerds, not an agency.
📍 Can you help if I’m not suspended?
Yep. We also help businesses who are stuck at the bottom of the Map Pack or just not getting calls. That’s where NerdRank™ and Mission Control™ come in.
⏱ How fast can you fix my listing?
Most reinstatements happen in under 10 business days, but timing depends on Google. We escalate when needed and don’t stop until it’s live again.
🤖 Do you manage reviews too?
We do—using our in-house REX AI™, which replies to every review instantly with on-brand, human-sounding responses. Included with Mission Control™.
📞 Can I talk to a real person?
Yes. A real nerd will talk to you—no bots, no outsourced agents, no automated chat loops. Just hit “Talk to a Nerd.”
